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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s mike & ike not adam and eve

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satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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ohmytheon:

tumblrofthrones:

seriously we can’t even pronounce these Valyrian names half the time. Davos deserves a Wall-sized star for starting with that book.

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rneerkat:

saladbrain:

rneerkat:

this is whats going to make me tumblr famous the blogger thinks as they comment “this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for” on 53 different text posts

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

why didnt i see this coming

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ohmytheon:

pikalunna:

My goal in life is to be this kind of parent.

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roymeo:

what do you mean tomorrow’s not friday

a true story filled with suspense, pain, and betrayal

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